“New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love”

Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first time in his life, sources reported Tuesday.

It is believed to have been the first recorded incident of Cheney exhibiting compassion for his fellow man.

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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