Q: How is Glenn Beck like a fungus?
A: They have the same (circadian) rhythm!
So do you. Harper’s says so. It must be true.
Norwegian biologists determined that fungi and humans have similar circadian rhythms.9
Armenian police were conducting searches and surveillance that “emo” music caused two teens to kill themselves. Alik Sarkisian, Armenia’s top police officer, warned that emo could “damage our gene pool.”
A crowd that stretched nearly 20 blocks watched the ball drop at midnight on January 1 in Times Square. Revelers in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, watched an 85-pound fiberglass Peep chick get lowered, while residents of Lebanon, Pennsylvania,cheered as a 150-pound bologna was dropped.